Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Job at the FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
Two men and a woman.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife..' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home..'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'
MORAL:
Women are unpredictable. Don't mess with them
SHOCKED to know .... AIDS spreads like this also
Dear All,
It's in INDIA - Karnataka - Bangalore
A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell
sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check
done......
doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a
checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again
with the boy if he had eaten out....The boy said 'yes'. He had pineapple
that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to the
pineapple vendor to check.
They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting
the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.
When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS...but
he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it
now.
Please take care while u eat on the road side and pls fwd this mail to your dear one's..
PEOPLE TAKE CARE
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MAIL TO ALL THE PERSONS YOU KNOW AS YOUR MESSAGE MAY
SAVE ONE'S LIFE !!!!!
A 10 year old boy, had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, and fell
sick, from the day he had eaten. Later when he had his Health check
done......
doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn't believe it...Then the entire family under went a
checkup... none of them suffered from Aids. So the doctors checked again
with the boy if he had eaten out....The boy said 'yes'. He had pineapple
that evening. Immediately a group from the hospital went to the
pineapple vendor to check.
They found the pineapple seller had a cut on his finger while cutting
the pineapple; his blood had spread into the fruit.
When they had his blood checked...the guy was suffering from AIDS...but
he himself was NOT aware. Unfortunately the boy is suffering from it
now.
Please take care while u eat on the road side and pls fwd this mail to your dear one's..
PEOPLE TAKE CARE
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MAIL TO ALL THE PERSONS YOU KNOW AS YOUR MESSAGE MAY
SAVE ONE'S LIFE !!!!!
A UNIQUE BANK ACCOUNT
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WITHOUT WARNING.
WELL, what will you do with your 86,400 seconds?
Aren't they worth so much more than the same amount in dollars?
Think about that, and always think of this:
Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.
So take care of yourself, and enjoy life! Use time wisely for yourself, loved ones & others
WELL, what will you do with your 86,400 seconds?
Aren't they worth so much more than the same amount in dollars?
Think about that, and always think of this:
Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.
So take care of yourself, and enjoy life! Use time wisely for yourself, loved ones & others
mobile number
Dear All,
We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored
in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these
numbers belong to our near and dear ones?
In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the
people attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know which
number to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers
stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?
For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored under
the name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.
Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, an
important method of contact during emergency situations.
As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store the
number of a contact person or person who should be contacted at during
emergency as ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency).
The idea was thought up
by a paramedic who found that when they went to
the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients,
but they didn't know which number to call.
He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a
nationally recognized name for this purpose.
Following a disaster in London , the East Anglican Ambulance Service has
launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign.
In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital
staff would then be able to quickly contact your next of kin, by simply
dialling the number stored as "ICE".
Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before every body
will know about this.
It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc.
A great idea that will make a difference!
Let's
spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our mobile
phones today! Please forward to your all nearest and dearest....
We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/ numbers stored
in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these
numbers belong to our near and dear ones?
In case we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the
people attending us get hold of our mobile phone but don't know which
number to call to inform our family members. Yes, there are many numbers
stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?
For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored under
the name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.
Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, an
important method of contact during emergency situations.
As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store the
number of a contact person or person who should be contacted at during
emergency as ICE" (meaning In Case of Emergency).
The idea was thought up
by a paramedic who found that when they went to
the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients,
but they didn't know which number to call.
He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a
nationally recognized name for this purpose.
Following a disaster in London , the East Anglican Ambulance Service has
launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign.
In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital
staff would then be able to quickly contact your next of kin, by simply
dialling the number stored as "ICE".
Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before every body
will know about this.
It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc.
A great idea that will make a difference!
Let's
spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our mobile
phones today! Please forward to your all nearest and dearest....
You could save a life
STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took ?a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped ?over a brick because of her new shoes. ?(they offered to call ?ambulance) ?
? They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food ?- while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself ?the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone ?that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid ?passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how ?to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
? They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food ?- while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself ?the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone ?that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid ?passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how ?to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.
? Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless ?condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this...
STROKE IDENTIFICATION: ?
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 ?hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. ??He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then ?getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 ?hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. ??He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then ?getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
?
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the "3" steps, STR . ????Read and Learn!Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are ?difficult to identify. ???Unfortunately, the lack of ?awareness spells disaster. ?? The stroke victim may suffer severe brain ?damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a ?stroke by asking three simple questions :
Remember the "3" steps, STR . ????Read and Learn!Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are ?difficult to identify. ???Unfortunately, the lack of ?awareness spells disaster. ?? The stroke victim may suffer severe brain ?damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a ?stroke by asking three simple questions :
?
S * Ask the individual to SMILE .T * =TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE???SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg "It is sunny out today" ). ? R *Ask him ?or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call 111 immediately!! and describe the ?symptoms to the dispatcher.NOTE : ?Another 'sign' of a stroke is 1. ????Ask the person to ?'stick' out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ?'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication ?of a stroke. A prominent ?cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; ?you can bet that at least one life will be saved. ?.and it could be your own?.. 
PASS THIS ON?. ???
GLASS OF MILK
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it so slowly, and then asked,
"How much do I owe you?"
"You don't owe me anything," she replied. "Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness."
He said ... "Then I thank you from the bottom of my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit..
Many year's later that same young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes.
Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once.
He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won.
Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all.
Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words .. "Paid in full with one glass of milk"
(Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."
There's a saying which goes something like this: Bread cast on the waters comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or someone you love at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again at least you will have made the world a better place - And, after all, isn't that what life is all about?!
Now you have two choices.
1. You can send this page on and spread a positive message.
2. Or ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart
The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which -- To burn
True story:: Air purifier
Ahh true story check this out could help in case of smell.....this is at Malaysiaa ,if you plan a visit Malaysia and if you plan to get into a cab U just got 2 B careful.....Gods Law of distraction.........?
True Story.
- Subject: Air purifier in Malaysia taxis
Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:13:40 +0800
From: marrisat@dbs.
Subject: Air purifier in Malaysia taxis
Message: Mungkin bisa terjadi di Indonesia juga
Nantinya.
No matter the taxi driver is Chinese,Malay or Indian, PLEASE BE AWARE!
If you notice that there is a sound of spray of perfume or air purifier
Inside the taxi, PLEASE GET DOWN from the TAXI IMMEDIATELY! !
It just happened to me just now. It was about 12.45 am. I got into a taxi
Driven by a Malay man. I was in the taxi for a few minutes, I suddenly
Heard of a sound of spray and there was a smell like air purifier. I felt
Weird as to why the driver put two types of air purifiers in his taxi.
The smell immediately reminded me about this forwarded email that I
Read. I started to be aware of my surroundings. But the puff of the
Purifier kept appears every few minutes. I was very worried and scared.
Gradually, I sensed that my body started to feel weaker and weaker. The
Purifier kept puffing from the back seat, just right behind me. As I
Really felt my whole body is weaken, I asked the driver to let me get down at
The side road. But he kept trying to talk to me and ask me why not dropping
Me off at my destination. I think he was trying to drag the time. To my
Horror, I felt both of my hands and legs got numbed and no energy, almost
Could not move.
When I talked to the driver, I could not even speak properly, not to say to
Shout for help, 'cos I was really too weak... Immediately, I opened the door
And ran to passer-by for help.
I really thank God for saving me. If not, I really can't imagine what would
Have happened to me. I am traumatised by this incident.
This is TRUE case. Please do keep in mind! IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN
SORRY! I feel the need to share with you guys, no matter you are men or women
'cos it is NOT a LIE , not a made-up story. It really happened. Do! Let
Your friends, family members and relatives know about this case. I
Believe you are just like me, don't wish anybody to be the victim of this
Case.
"Please be aware when aboard to a taxi, especially the ladies." I
Received an email some months ago about a lady getting into a cab and
Felt uneasy and become faint when she smelt something like incense being
Burnt. She was smart enough to order the taxi to stop immediately and after
Throwing some money at the taxi man quickly get out of the taxi. She later
Got to know that if she had not stopped the taxi and gotten out, she
Would have fainted and raped by the taxi man (or a gang of rapists)!
After reading this, I thought maybe this was one of those emails that you
Would read and just forget about it, but I was wrong!
Few weeks ago, a visitor to our Chinese church who stayed in Puchong
Got into a taxi driven by an Indian man. When she sat into the taxi, there
Was a little burner and she could smell incense burning in the taxi.
After awhile, she felt weak and unable to speak or shout. The Indian taxi man
Drove to a lonely road where there was hardly anyone and raped her.
Before she was completely knocked out, she was told by the taxi guy that she
Was his number six victim. She was not only raped but also robbed! When she
Was conscious again, she quickly went to see a doctor. The sad thing is, the
Doctor knew she was raped but did not advise her what to do.
The doctor just let her make the decision to make or not to make a
Police report. Since she does not know the rapist name and also the taxi
Number and in great fear after this trauma, she told the doctor that she
Would not dare to report to the police. The doctor said since she dare
Not make the report, he would just have to destroy the medical report!
Because the rapist took her whole bag with her ID in it, he got her address
And even has the guts to come straight to her house and try to be funny with
her.
Please remember not to get into a taxi that smells funny and if possible
don't get into a taxi alone, and if you have to do so, give a call or sms
back to your friends or relatives and let them know the taxi registration
number and if possible, the name of the taxi man. AND OPEN THE WINDOW!
Gals... please take note and...
Guys... please forward to your female
friends...What about male friends.....But guys have to also be carefully because they could be robbed and raped too..............
Message: Mungkin bisa terjadi di Indonesia juga
Nantinya.
No matter the taxi driver is Chinese,Malay or Indian, PLEASE BE AWARE!
If you notice that there is a sound of spray of perfume or air purifier
Inside the taxi, PLEASE GET DOWN from the TAXI IMMEDIATELY! !
It just happened to me just now. It was about 12.45 am. I got into a taxi
Driven by a Malay man. I was in the taxi for a few minutes, I suddenly
Heard of a sound of spray and there was a smell like air purifier. I felt
Weird as to why the driver put two types of air purifiers in his taxi.
The smell immediately reminded me about this forwarded email that I
Read. I started to be aware of my surroundings. But the puff of the
Purifier kept appears every few minutes. I was very worried and scared.
Gradually, I sensed that my body started to feel weaker and weaker. The
Purifier kept puffing from the back seat, just right behind me. As I
Really felt my whole body is weaken, I asked the driver to let me get down at
The side road. But he kept trying to talk to me and ask me why not dropping
Me off at my destination. I think he was trying to drag the time. To my
Horror, I felt both of my hands and legs got numbed and no energy, almost
Could not move.
When I talked to the driver, I could not even speak properly, not to say to
Shout for help, 'cos I was really too weak... Immediately, I opened the door
And ran to passer-by for help.
I really thank God for saving me. If not, I really can't imagine what would
Have happened to me. I am traumatised by this incident.
This is TRUE case. Please do keep in mind! IT IS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN
SORRY! I feel the need to share with you guys, no matter you are men or women
'cos it is NOT a LIE , not a made-up story. It really happened. Do! Let
Your friends, family members and relatives know about this case. I
Believe you are just like me, don't wish anybody to be the victim of this
Case.
"Please be aware when aboard to a taxi, especially the ladies." I
Received an email some months ago about a lady getting into a cab and
Felt uneasy and become faint when she smelt something like incense being
Burnt. She was smart enough to order the taxi to stop immediately and after
Throwing some money at the taxi man quickly get out of the taxi. She later
Got to know that if she had not stopped the taxi and gotten out, she
Would have fainted and raped by the taxi man (or a gang of rapists)!
After reading this, I thought maybe this was one of those emails that you
Would read and just forget about it, but I was wrong!
Few weeks ago, a visitor to our Chinese church who stayed in Puchong
Got into a taxi driven by an Indian man. When she sat into the taxi, there
Was a little burner and she could smell incense burning in the taxi.
After awhile, she felt weak and unable to speak or shout. The Indian taxi man
Drove to a lonely road where there was hardly anyone and raped her.
Before she was completely knocked out, she was told by the taxi guy that she
Was his number six victim. She was not only raped but also robbed! When she
Was conscious again, she quickly went to see a doctor. The sad thing is, the
Doctor knew she was raped but did not advise her what to do.
The doctor just let her make the decision to make or not to make a
Police report. Since she does not know the rapist name and also the taxi
Number and in great fear after this trauma, she told the doctor that she
Would not dare to report to the police. The doctor said since she dare
Not make the report, he would just have to destroy the medical report!
Because the rapist took her whole bag with her ID in it, he got her address
And even has the guts to come straight to her house and try to be funny with
her.
Please remember not to get into a taxi that smells funny and if possible
don't get into a taxi alone, and if you have to do so, give a call or sms
back to your friends or relatives and let them know the taxi registration
number and if possible, the name of the taxi man. AND OPEN THE WINDOW!
Gals... please take note and...
Guys... please forward to your female
friends...What about male friends.....But guys have to also be carefully because they could be robbed and raped too..............
Secret of a Happy Married Life
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said"This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"... She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband: "That's it. We are happily married ever after. "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said"This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"... She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband: "That's it. We are happily married ever after. "
Nice one-Do not demand more
>After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
>promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
>Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR
>
>Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager
>his observation.The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
>saying;
>
>Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.
>
>The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
>
>Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
>
>
> Man:- 365 days and some times 366
>
> Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
>
> Man:- 24 hours
>
> Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
> Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
>
>
> Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
>
> Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one
> third)
>
> Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
> Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
>
>
> Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
>
>
> Man:- No sir
>
> Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
> Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
>
>
> Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days,
> how many days do you now have?
> Man:- 18 days.
>
> Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now
>
> remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you
> have remaining?
> Man:- 4 days
>
>
> Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
> Man:- No sir!
>
>
> Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
> Man:- No sir!
>
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
> Man:- 2 days sir!
>
> Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
>
> Man:- No sir!
>
>
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
> Man:- 1 day sir!
>
> Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
> Man:- No sir!
>
> Manager:- So how many days are left?
>
> Man:- None sir!
>
> Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
> Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
> I was stealing Company money all these days.
>
> Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
>
> HR = HIGH RISK
a lesson to escape from the problems
Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he
wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn't so old these
days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in
the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD
collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as
well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad,
None of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.I Just
wanted to let you know that there are worse things in life than my
report card. That's in my desk, center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.I love you!!!
the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow.
It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he
wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,42 isn't so old these
days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in
the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD
collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as
well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure
deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad,
None of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.I Just
wanted to let you know that there are worse things in life than my
report card. That's in my desk, center drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home.I love you!!!
Philosophies of life- good one....
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I Believe....
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down
will be the ones to help you get back up.
I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I Believe....
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had
And what you've learned from them and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.
I Believe....
That it isn't always enough,
to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I Believe....
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
But, we are responsible for who we become.
I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager to find
Out a secret. It could change your life Forever.
I Believe....
Two people can look at the exact same
Thing and see something totally different.
I Believe...
That your life can be changed in a matter of
Hours by people who don't even know you.
I Believe...
That even when you think you have no more to give,
When a friend cries out to you -
you will find the strength to help.
I Believe...
That credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.
I Believe...
That the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.
I Believe...
That you should send this to
all of the people that you believe in, I just did.
'The happiest of people don't necessarily
have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything they have.
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